[Future Digi (Mannu Jinchang, Fei Ziquan)] Welcome to Taiwan Cult [Gagak_Ireng]

A sweaty schoolgirl named Xiaolin accepts a friendly invitation and soon finds herself on her knees before a bald cult master who credits his 'supreme mana' with single-handedly preventing Taiwan's destruction. What begins as 'restoring his strength' spirals into a defloration ritual, with the smug guru declaring that solving all of Taiwan's problems depends on filling his virgin disciple's womb with his white 'Taiwan Value.' Equal parts political parody and mind-break debauchery, the whole absurd spectacle lands on a punchline from an American aircraft carrier asking 'ARE WE A JOKE TO YOU?'