[Alde Hyde] Training slaves to make a harem [Conia pisses on a Slime]

A smug level-19 slime narrates its cushy life freeloading in the cleavage of Conia, a horned demon girl whose overwhelming strength makes her the perfect bodyguard and meal ticket, every monster she smashes pumping its EXP toward dreams of casting magical bursts. Between nude dips in secluded lakes and forest walks that leave her bountiful chest spilling free and her panties pooling at her ankles, the little monster grows ever bolder about how safe and soft its perch really is. The punchline lands when Conia squats in the grass and unleashes a hissing golden shower point-blank onto her passenger, leaving the slime drenched, ecstatic, and loudly envied by a fox-eared critic who declares words aren't enough to convey her disgust.