[ppatta] The Butt Naked King [Full Color]

A vain, eyepatched ruler with a soldier's build and a bruised ego gets played by his own court, and the price of his gullibility is marching bare-assed down the red carpet before his entire kingdom. Between a servant's medicinal throat-training and a very public mounting that leaves guards and villagers howling, the proud king discovers he likes being put on display a little too much. By the end he's sneaking into back alleys to get railed against brick walls, because a newfound hobby deserves practice.