[Onesota Shuu] Swordsman-kun and wizard-kun immediately lose

A swordsman and a wizard charge at a horned succubus, planning to strike before their charm resistance wears off—but this smug demon girl never needed magic in the first place. Ten minutes later she's running a handjob contest between the two heroes, milking them with her gloved hands while taunting them about what her massive breasts and long tongue would do if they could just hold out, until both adventurers blow their load in a humiliating draw. The real punchline lands when the dazed pair realizes their equipment and money vanished while she was working them over—these two lost the moment she appeared.