[ie] The Two with the Strongest Equipment

A fanged dragon-kin attacker and her impossibly busty elf healer storm through a tavern to collect their party's tank, their so-called 'strongest equipment' baring far more skin than any armor should as the whole room gawks. Once the camp goes dark, the tsundere tomboy sneaks to his tent to 'relieve stress' he can't fight through, insisting it's purely practical while her gloved hands and eager mouth learn every stiff inch of him. Days later the devoted healer takes her own turn deep in the forest, apologizing to her absent teammate even as she begs him to finish inside, leaving their lucky tank torn between protecting one secret and keeping the other quiet.