[DODOMESU3SEI] Onna Dorobō no Junan

A smug vigilante drags a freckled, twintailed thief deep into the forest for a bogus strip-search, lecturing her that huge areolae and stinky farts are proof of a criminal woman while she squirms to keep her bladder under control. The interrogation backfires spectacularly when she answers his moralizing with a fart straight into his face, then flips him onto his back to drown him in a relentless golden shower, laughing as he gulps it down and slurringly calls it delicious. By the time real knights ride through hunting a missing maid and a knight impersonator, all they discover is the self-appointed hero bound to a tree, drenched and reeking, having clearly gotten exactly what he deserved.