St. Margaret's Academy "Admission Guide"

St. Margaret’s Academy’s peculiar admissions brochure sorts new students through comically inflated measurements, an elaborate entrance ceremony, etiquette drills, and increasingly absurd training exercises. Their exaggerated proportions and the guide’s mock-serious captions turn every orientation into a deadpan institutional satire, with physical examinations and a final test promising a peculiar form of certification. A full-page toy advertisement closes the issue by extending the handbook’s knowingly excessive in-joke.